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Make a statement with this unique retro design that celebrates the humorous side of fatherhood. Featuring the bold, vertically stacked text 'PROUD FATHER OF A FEW DUMBASS KIDS', this piece captures a witty, sarcastic sentiment. Its distressed vintage typography evokes a classic, worn-in feel, perfect for those who appreciate a touch of nostalgia and humor.
The eye-catching design features chunky, slightly rounded sans-serif capital letters in a distinct color palette: muted teal green, creamy yellow, gold mustard yellow, and muted red-orange. Each letter is outlined in solid black and filled with a textured overlay, creating an authentic distressed look. This design resonates with fathers, husbands, grandfathers, uncles, and brothers who enjoy a good laugh and appreciate retro aesthetics. It's a fantastic choice for a Christmas present, a birthday surprise, or a thoughtful Father's Day gesture. Ideal for casual gatherings, family BBQs, camping trips, fishing excursions, or simply expressing your personality with a dose of good-natured sarcasm.
Express your personality and share a smile with this distinct humorous creation. Its versatile appeal makes it suitable for men and women who love vintage-inspired styles and lighthearted expressions. A truly memorable way to celebrate family bonds with a touch of wit.
Proud Father Of Dumbass Kids Retro Distressed Typography Long Sleeve Holiday Gift Sweatshirt
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Doodle Drift
$31.99 USD
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Size Guide
Measurements are in inches.
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) | Sleeve (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27 | 20 | 33.5 |
| M | 28 | 22 | 34.5 |
| L | 29 | 24 | 35.5 |
| XL | 30 | 26 | 36.5 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 | 37.5 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 | 38.5 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 | 39.5 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 | 40.5 |
Product Features
- Our sweatshirt brings in high quality in terms of material and style, ensuring warmth and comfort.
- Material: 8 oz/yd², Heather Sport Royal (60% Polyester/40% Cotton), 50% cotton, 50% polyester (All others) – Breathable, comfortable yet very durable.
- Fabric with 50% cotton absorbs sweat well, and it feels comfortable to wear, especially when you are exercising or working out.
- The image is vivid, the color is bright and strong. It will never be discolored.
- Wash inside out in cold water (hand wash or gentle cycle) with a mild detergent; do not bleach and wash darks and lights separately.
- Air-dry in the shade or tumble dry low; iron inside out on low heat and never directly on the print.
- Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes
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- International Orders: Delivery may take additional days due to customs processing.
- Note: The above time frames apply to standard shipping methods only.
Refund & Replacement
All HellaPrints products are covered by our quality guarantee for 30 DAYS, counting from the date tracking shows delivered.
We offer a 100% FULL Refund or FREE Replacement if your HellaPrints product is determined to be defective, damaged, or does not match the product description for covered reasons.
Crucially: For items confirmed to be defective or damaged, there is no need to return the received item; we process the Full Refund or Replacement immediately upon validating the video/photo evidence.
For more detailed information and instructions, please visit our Refund & Replacement Policy.
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